It was a brutal escape from the dungeons of marauding kids! The man of the bar could not risk the dangers of parting with his wallet at a time when bills have to be settled; he escaped at a terrific speed, enough to put some Sientas to shame!
The drama unfolded at Amyliss Hotel around 5pm yesterday after one Blantyre based Lawyer had finished taking his supper at a local eat out next to the Catering College. As the noble man of the bar, feeling the heavy weight of the food in his stomach descended the road to his office; he spotted marauding tiny kids coming behind him at an abnormal pace. Upon assessing their demeanor, the Lawyer realized that his gadgets were in danger of falling into the wrong hands; added pace to his casual speed.
As the tiny kids pretended to be playing in an attempt to fool the man, the alert Lawyer realized their sinister plan, began running to his office. The kids were not to be outsmarted. They descended on the Lawyer, shouting “Madala sitikufuna iwetu ife!” and it was a brutal chase; with the man of the bar running at a terrific speed, his jacket abetting him in acceleration, much to the excitement of Chilomoni and Segerege dwellers going home after knocking off .
“Ana opusa kwambiri!” he yelled; sending the whole staff in the office into hysterical laughter. “Ndinali ndi flash ya 120 GB ndikanaluza data yonse ndithu!” bitterly complained the noble man, sending the whole office into laughter!
He is probably the last man to do a pro-bono on Masikini kids anytime soon! Even worse costing the Eat-out another client! Blantyre is feeling the effects of Masikin kids as just last month a man was killed in Limbe by the same tiny kids! It’s just a matter of time before one politician shall into the hands of these marauding kids…